A Floating Playground of Circus, Drag, and Magic
Ah, The Art Boat—a show that transformed an ordinary evening into one of the most epic nights I’ve ever had at the Brisbane Festival! From the moment we set sail on this three-story boat, decked out with neon lights and giant inflatable tentacles, I knew this was going to be something special. I brought a friend, made a new one on board, and between the dancing, drinks, and dazzling performances, it became one of those rare nights where everything just clicked.
Curated by the iconic Briefs Factory, this wasn’t just your average boat ride down the Brisbane River. This was a floating festival—a whirlwind of circus, burlesque, drag, and music, all wrapped up in an electric atmosphere that refused to let you sit still. With three time slots to choose from – 3pm, 5pm, and 7pm – and a variety of vibes to match your mood, from family-friendly matinees to glam date nights, there was something for everyone. I went for the Sunday sunset session, and the weather couldn’t have been better. The Brisbane River played its part perfectly, with the sky turning into a painting of gold and the city lights twinkling as we cruised from South Bank to Kangaroo Point and back.
The main deck was the hub of action. There was a catwalk down the middle for the performers, a full bar of drinks and food, and plenty of seating. Inflatable neon tentacles (courtesy of Josh McIntosh) towered over the top deck. Cocktail in hand, we were living the high life, feeling fancy and fabulous. Oh, and let me just say—the fries? Absolutely delicious.
The entertainment kicked off the second we set sail, led by the incomparable Fez Fa’anana (aka Shivannah). As the MC, Fez was the glue that held everything together. Her sass, humour, and commanding stage presence made sure the audience was engaged from start to finish. Plus, she looked stunning in those sky-high heels, working the catwalk like no one else could.
Brett Rosengreen captivated the audience with a mesmerising striptease routine. His fluid movements created an atmosphere charged with anticipation, as he skilfully revealed more of his enigmatic persona with each piece of clothing shed. The spectators were spellbound as Brett's dance unfolded, showcasing not only his toned physique prowess but also his ability to command attention.
Then, Rowan Thomas impressed by performing acrobatic feats on the Cyr wheel WHILE simultaneously stripping. Captain Kidd (Mark Winmill) elevated the hula hoop routine to a whole new level. It’s not every day you see a man hula hoop with tinsel hanging off his… well you know. His cheeky humour and remarkable talent had the crowd roaring with laughter and awe in equal measure. This fusion of sensuality and athleticism in their acts made a lasting impression. And then there was Diesel Darling—a shining star. Her costumes were dripping with sparkles and gave off an incredible vintage burlesque charm, bringing a touch of pin-up fantasy to the night. Anyone on one of the many bridges we passed under definitely got an eyeful of the unexpected!
Participation was highly encouraged, and by the end of the night, we were all part of the show—dancing, cheering, strutting down the catwalk and living in the moment. Before I knew it, I was in the middle of the Macarena and a conga line that zigzagged down the boat. It was impossible not to get caught up in the energy. The music never stopped, even when the performers took a break. The DJ kept spinning hit after hit, and I barely had time to catch my breath between shaking my groove thing, snapping pics, and cracking up.
In the end, The Art Boat was more than just a show—it was an experience. Floating down the river, surrounded by strangers who felt like friends by the end of the night, and witnessing these talented Brisbane performers made it one of the best nights I’ve had in ages. If you ever get the chance to hop aboard in future festivals, do not hesitate. It's a floating fiesta where everyone's invited to the party! The only bummer? I wish the fun didn't have to wrap up after a mere 90 minutes.
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